Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Day In The Life

“I'll remember you
When the wind blows
through the piney wood
It was you who came right through
It was you who understood

Though I'd never say
That I done it the way
That you'd have liked me to
In the end
My dear sweet friend
I'll remember you.”
--Bob Dylan

Not sure how to begin this one; but this is an interesting story. My school, aka my place of employment, was put on a Code Red lockdown on Tuesday because a student brought six guns to school.

That student was in my first hour class and was promptly taken out of it within a few moments of school’s start by five police officers. They handled his arrest quickly, professionally, and in a safe manner for all.

Another student saw suspicious activity and alerted school officials of the possible threats; probably saving many lives in so doing. No ammunition was found in the building; as the guns were found in bookbags in students' lockers.

After the student was taken away, my kids were instructed to move against the wall in my locked room with the lights off for the next three and a half or so hours as the school officials and local police secured the entire building.

At some point we wondered if it was a drill, what the student had done, what was “happening” outside of the door, and tons of other philosophical questions. My first hour class is composed of 26 students: 24 of which are males. One of the females is out for the first few weeks: so twenty-three males and one female sat there.

At this point, I figured my job was to keep them safe (not letting them leave and such), keep them entertained to a degree with my usual plethora of bad jokes, and most importantly keep them calm.

During that time, sociologically, I saw something interesting. The twenty-three remaining males and one female truly bonded.

In this room where all different intelligence levels exist; all different social classes are represented, and all sorts of divergent views are presented; these young men and woman bonded in a very real way. They saw a fellow classmate taken into custody; and even though some may have suspected what happened; they all responded positively when I told them not to judge the student (we had no idea what he was taken in custody for at that point) and not to exaggerate or exploit the situation. They all agreed.

They chatted with one another, told stories from their past, laughed with and shared their thoughts with one another in those three and a half hours. It was during that time that something quite remarkable took place. During those moments, each of them realized that every other member of the class mattered. In those three plus hours, they were concerned about each other; they listened—truly listened to each other; and they accepted each other as equals.

No enemies existed among them; they were truly all people who mattered.

One of them told me that this was going to be all over the news and none of us had any idea what was happening. He was right of course, but I told him that such a situation where we are safe and not in harm’s way is a good thing and meant everyone was doing his or her job.

The local Police, the Administration, the Staff, the Faculty, and the Students all did their job which included supporting, protecting, listening, and trusting one another.

In the midst of what could have been a truly tragic situation, the good of humanity came out, and those young men and woman reached a rare understanding of concern for their fellow members of mankind. Today in the room when first hour began, I walked in slowly, they were silent, and I said “so, anybody know of anything interesting to discuss that is happening around here?” They laughed.

I was proud of my students and I knew I did my job; which is the satisfaction. The local paper runs stories and a blog where people can comment.

A parent wrote the following about my class:
“Thankful wrote on Aug 28, 2007 4:27 PM: " My 16 year old son was in the classroom where the young man was cuffed and taken away by police officers. He text messaged me and told me he was safe and was alright. After the incident today, we talked about the situation. His teacher, Mr. Sweetwood should be commended for the way he handled the situation. My child never felt that he was in immediate danger due to the calmness and the way Mr. Sweetwood handled the situation. Thanks to the staff and police in handling this situation in such a professional manner! "

Yep, and thank Goodness all ended up well. The students will remember yesterday. As these young people grow older, they will remember the positives they shared when everyone participated in the group, everyone mattered, and they saw the best of humanity when faced what potentially could have been the worst.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Foggy's World

“She dances through the flower-filled room –
Sea-green eyes a-sparking.
Or are they blue? The message clear: Seduce the master, winking.

Dainty feet circles inscribe

Upon the frozen parquet.
Arabesque in compound time: Stately Pavane or Bourée.

Sultry smile, come hither gaze –

Black hair softly shining.
Calls me up to half-lit bed.
Sweet cloud with golden lining.

Oh, so young with ageless smile –

Born of ungodly maker
Draws me: moth to candle bright –
Fiery pleasure-seeker.

She dances through the flower-filled room –

Sea-green eyes a-sparking.
It’s Rupi’s dance: the message clear.
Her movement does the talking.”

--Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull from Rupi’s Dance, 2002

I really must note that I have written about my male cat counterparts far more often of late than my special female feline.

With all due respects to Foggy; the boys simply take up more time and are more readily available.

For the last year or two, Foggy has concentrated on solitary confinement in the form of remaining for the 23. 5 hours of the day to the upstairs. Her arthritis has made it increasingly difficult to navigate the stairway. In fact, more often than not, she needs my help to lift her from the bench at the foot of the bed to pick her up and place in her slumber chamber.

Foggy’s time with me is mostly regulated to the evenings, where I make sure to read for 45 minutes a night with Foggy purring next to me. She urges me to scratch her ear as she head-butts my chest and purrs. Its a bonding thing.

Foggy is my three-legged wonder cat that some bastard decided to harm. Foggy came to me at six weeks old when my great friend Becky called me to inform me that she knew of a three-legged cat that was brought into the Humane Society’s area of a local vet. Everyone was amazed that Foggy had purred after a flea bath as they removed the dead fleas because she craved attention. Most cats hate the baths and have to be sedated, but Foggy just loved people.

When I met Foggy, she reached out and touched my face with her paws. I instantly fell for the sweet little girl. I took Pam to meet her, and Foggy defecated on her arm—so I knew I had someone on my team.

Upon examination from the vet, it was discovered that Foggy had been held in the air and someone crushed her arm at a ninety degree angle when they chopped her foot off. She was also thrown to the ground, as she had her hips broken in what looked like three areas. She healed, improperly of course, but she managed to get around and adjust.

Hell is not cruel enough for the slime that hurt this innocent cat when she was a six-week old kitten.

This allegedly free cat cost me over seven hundred dollars in medical expenses, as she came to me with intestinal problems, a weak sphincter nerve, and worms. Still, she seemed to look up at me with her big eyes and want attention and care.

I was hooked, and I have never regretted taking her.

That was fourteen years ago and Foggy has been a strong companion since.

If she could talk, she would tell us all to learn to forgive others for their misgivings and their cruelty. I try to forgive others, but Foggy is much more accepting to others misgivings than I could ever be.

Often I ignore her lesson of life, but Foggy still preserves as she has to face Guinness’ harassment and Chum’s size. And Peppy could be downright cruel to Foggy. Still she purrs when she sees me and the other cats.

She seems to accept both Guinness and Chum as “stupid males” as Foggy is clearly queen of the house—often sleeping perched upright on the pillow next to me.

So in this moment, I give the nod to Foggy; a cat that captures my compassion and the spirit of trust to mankind against adverse conditions.

There should be a bit more Foggy in us all.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bears Beat The Colts; But It Does Not Count.




Holy Cow—The Bears won.

In a game that “does not matter” the second string took it to the Colts (now referred to as the Dolts!).

There were many positives—the special teams showed incredible improvement since the first preseason game. The passing game looked sharp. The Linebacking Corps was improved (WAY TO GO, HUNTER—WAY TO GO). The Receiving Corps was improved. The kicking game was improved. The Defensive and Offensive Line was improved.

Grossman had his weakened moments (as did Olin, but I do not want to have a broken jaw, so I will be quiet). Griese looked good and Orton looked great.

Worry not, Chicago Bears Fans. The Pre-Season is an indicator of depth; and the Chicago Bears are fine.

The future will hold what it will; but I feel secure in my team.



Monday, August 13, 2007

Political Update

This United Press picture shows the actual cutting of the strings to free puppet Karl Rove from the clutches of Mr. Bush. The country is eagerly awaiting when Vice President Dick Cheney cuts the strings from Puppet George Bush. More as this story continues.




In a related political story, the smash single from the 1930's film The Wizard of Oz: "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" has been selling widely across the United States giving hope to millions after Karl Rove announced he was leaving.

Finally tonight, as the economy continues to crash and burn ,Alan Greenspan has been shown the same door that Karl Rove recently walked through; Mr. Greenspan's only comment "How much will you pay me to leave? The economy is really doing badly and I need something to help me get through it all."

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Bears Win the Pre-Season Opener!


You take a mortal man
And put him in control
Watch him become a god
Watch people's heads a'roll
A'roll...

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction”

--Dave Mustaine of Megadeth from Symphony of Destruction from the LP Countdown to Extinction, 1992.




I was fortunate enough to DVR the Bears game and caught quite a bit of it—more on that later.

The Quarterbacks looked great; the Defensive stand in the second quarter was impressive; the team played well even without Tommie Harris, Brian Urlacher, and John Tait suiting up. Some rookies and guys who will unlikely make the team gave valiant efforts showing a passion the team has for the coaches. Griese showed that he can rebound from mistakes. Orton looked decent with twelve completions in a row.

The game was telecasted with Mike Ditka and some Barnett guy. Ditka’s commentary was fairly weak, but he did have a tranquilly stupid moment as he made a comment about Israel Idonije on a tackle late in the third quarter. Ditka said, “Boy those Idonije’s are all over the field tonight.” He meant the Ayanbadejo brothers who had played well up to that point. Barnett glossed over it quickly.

I thought they were sharp, crisp, and clicking. The trick will be who to cut; but it is a good problem to have. Mark Bradley, a question mark in my mind looked great. There were also fourth and fifth string receivers that looked good; some kid named Payne played well; some corner/safety named McBride looked sharp as well.

The rest played well, and linebackers Wilson and Williams looked great. I was impressed with “too-small” 3rd Round draftee Running Back and local hero Garrett Wolfe (Northern Illinois University) as he knifed through the various formations. He also showed some nice hands.

All is well in Chicago Bears-land. The Bears looked sharp in their debut with a quicker and more efficient offense and the stellar Defense.

Special teams looked anything but special, but they will correct themselves as the preseason soldiers on.

The worst part of the game for me was when I set the timer to record the game because I was visiting my sister last evening. The last ten minutes, including Gould’s clutch kick, were cut off the recording.

Ah well. I will say, Ditka called that with five minutes left!

Friday, August 10, 2007

'Tis The Season



"Bear Down, Chicago Bears.
Make every play clear the way to victory!
Bear Down, Chicago Bears.
Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly!
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation,
With your T formation.
Bear Down, Chicago Bears.
And let them know why you're wearing the crown.
You're the pride and joy,
of all Illinois.
Chicago Bears, Bear Down!"

(The YouTube Video is my FAVORITE PLAY from Last Season!)

Now, what is it that begins today?

OH YEAH! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??????

The Pre-Season officially begins today. 7:00 PM, The Bears will beging the slaughter of the Texans. Remember kids, NOTHING GOOD EVER CAME FROM TEXAS--The Cowboys, The Bush family, Texas Roadhouses--NOTHING!

For the latest Bear action, consider checking out my brother's extention blog on the team: http://superbowlboundbears.blogspot.com

Me, I will keep all of my action right here on A Dark Knight For A Dark World with one weekly entry devoted to The Chicago Bears or my Fantasy Teams. I need four players by August 15th, so email me if interested. Perhaps my Dad should play?

Anyway, Sweetwood Predicts 13 and 3 for the Bears this season; I will reserve my comments about post-season at the halfway point, as to not jinx them.

Go now, and prepare for the game!


If The Animals Could Talk

"I'm able to see things, things that I don't wanna see,
The lies of a thousand souls weigh heavy down on me..."
--The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg from Iron Maiden.



I am not one who believes much in such things as reincarnation. There are many reasons why, I suppose. Common sense seems to dictate.


If you were given a chance to go to a great reward, a “heaven” if you will; why come back to Earth as someone or something else?



I mean Paradise is Paradise.


If you were given a chance to redeem yourself through reincarnation, why not do something easy, like come back as a Saint, a nice person, or Mother Theresa or something like that?

Pets, however, are a totally different song and dance.

In another life, Guinness was a bit of a gullible person who mooched food and was very sensitive. I imagine him as a guy who was always bumming money from people or asking them if they were going to “finish that sandwich” or something like that. He would also give people hugs in life to obtain his wealth. Guinness would be a popular being--the life of a party and a lady's man.

Chumley, in another life, was a dog. I come home; he greets me at the door. He sits at my feet. He chases things. He growls if he doesn’t like something or someone. He wags his tale. He licks my legs and hands. He is 26 pounds. He is a dog disguised as a fat cat.

So I thought what type of people these two would be, and I bet I am close.

In his human form, Guinness would be a bit of a show-off and a bit of a glad-hand who would creatively try to do things in his job.

In his human form, Chumley is the big guy who shares a laugh, but is a dependable worker.

Guinness would be a finesse drinker. He would order fancy drinks and his beer selection would be more in line with a wit or Belgian Ale.

Chumley would be a more straight Porter or something plain—Old Style I bet.

Guinness would be a “new Bear” fan when the team is more speed and agility.

Chumley, old school Bears—hit people hard and watch them die.

Guinness would look for a clean bathroom in life.

Chumley would not care as long as he could pee.

Guinness would be a person not to make waves and accept things as they are.

Chumley would be a rebel and tell you how things are wrong.

Guinness would dress well, buy into the latest trends and be cultured.

Chumley’s clothes would never fit, he would buy what was cheap, and his idea of culture would include hidden rooms at the local video store for raw entertainment.

Guinness would participate in the sport of golf or maybe running.

Chumley would eat potato chips while watching sports on TV.

Guinness would have many friends and be a social butterfly.

Chumley would have a few close friends—enough to carry the coffin when he dies.

Guinness would enjoy a roasted duck with an orange sauce and some red potatoes and a glass of forty-something year-old wine.

Chumley would eat a big Mac, fries, and a coke.

Guinness, I imagine, would be a person who tries to be decent to everyone and not make waves.

Chumley would not care about people’s feelings and tell the truth.

Granted this is pure personification and animorphical thought, but both capture some elements of my personality.

Even though they are so different, both truly like each other and have become close.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

What is it with Ditka???



I think Ditka's a Dio Fan based on the picture.

Hall of Fame: Football Style


“If you listen to Fools,
The MOB RULES…”
--Ronnie James Dio of Black Sabbath, 1983.

I was really ready to bash the NFL this week.

They named a convicted drug abuser to the Hall of Fame; namely Michael Irvin.

Then I thought about it.

OK, he was convicted of crack possession when he was thirty years old; not a rookie and old enough to know better. That said; time to move on.

As an announcer, I really grow annoyed by his comments, but one has to admit that he is truly “comfortable in his skin,” as it were. He is pretty pro-Cowboy and feels his team can do no wrong.

Well, it’s not like I do not feel the same way for the Bears—although I did not play for them.

Is he a decent role model for kids, being a convicted drug user; not really sure on that one. I mean that is an obvious “no” answer, but let us look at this another way; should he be a role model for kids? I mean, should the parents, community members, teachers, community members, and the like be a role model over a football player?

I have to be very frank here; he seems to have turned his life around. Last year, I saw an interview/profile he did with Chris Burman where he admits the drug abuse ruined his otherwise stellar career; and whether he was clean or not, people would always look at him with doubt.

He has a substance abuse problem, and he is not murdering people. He asked for forgiveness, admitted his problem, and deserves a chance for redemption.

Personally, I cannot stand the Cowboys; I hate Jerry Jones; I cannot stand ESPN guys that dislike the Bears; and I see no reason to take drugs. That noted, Irvin is a gifted athlete that helped his team win numerous playoff games and two Super Bowls. He deserves to be in the Hall of Fame and I think he has paid for his sins of his past.
I also think Pete Rose (the baseball player--not my good friend Peter of CT) needs to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame--and let's face it; his actions directly affected the sport.

Now, they need to put Steve McMichael, Otis Wilson, and Richard Dent in for obvious reasons—they are BEARS who put their team on top and won Super Bowls.

Just ignore Mongo’s “wrestling” thing.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Honesty Is The Best Policy


“Honesty, is such a lonely word.
Everyone is so untrue…”
--Billy Joel, 1979.

There is something to be said for honesty.

I was pumping gas yesterday and I filled up my car with eight gallons, when I noticed the machine only charged me $2.22. I hit the trigger again, and gas flowed in to top it off, but no money flipped.

Then, upon closer inspection, I noticed the flaw. Instead of charging me the usual $2.84, it was charging me $0.284 or less than 28.5 cents per gallon.

My mind flashed.

I could call friends. I could tell no one and keep coming (although I am certain they would figure it out with the long lines going around the block to everyone’s favorite “lucky pump”). I could do a flip.

In the end, though, I did the honest thing, went inside and asked the manager to look at the pump. I offered to pay the difference as I showed him the error. He smiled, shook my hand, and said “that’s OK—you saved me money in the long run. You deserve a good deal today.”

Off I went.

Now I am one of those folks who likes to “find money,” believe me. However this is not giving a middle finger to the oil industry. This is a private owner who ends up losing money. He has no choice what BP charges for gas, so why should he lose.

As an educator, if I make an error calculating a kid’s grade, I hear about it. Usually only on the negative side, but occasionally a student will say, “You gave me more points than I earned.” I always marvel at the folks who do that.

In life, we are all-too often dishonest, yet we expect a higher standard from everyone else. If I expect my students, the politicians, the Chicago Bears, my fellow educators, the other groups I whine about in this forum to be honest—well then I need to be as well.

So I feel better; I was honest and my good deed was rewarded.

By the way, in case they did not change it; it was the BP on North Main in Normal: Pump Number 14. You’re Welcome!