Saturday, June 28, 2008

Ok, Just Shoot Me!


“Don’t you know how to be dumb????”
--Elvis Costello

I have always tried to be fair: judge correctly and with logic.

Enter the latest Supreme Court rulings where Judge Anton Scalia decided that the whole “A well-regulated militia needed for the security of the state” part of the Second Amendment was irrelevant at best or was interpreted to mean “you can have a gun to protect yourself” at worst.

How in the world can this politically partisan (can you say Right Wing Nut-job) judge ignore an entire section of the amendment.

History lesson time here folks: In 1791 when the Second Amendment was created there was a real fear that the British were going to be a constant invasion threat. As the War of 1812 indicated, the threat was real. By 1815, when the United States and Great Britain decided that a massive war where neither could really win would not gain either party, they kissed and made up and decided to ally themselves to a degree. The common interest was money. Now in 1862 the Brits considered helping the Confederates to be a thorn in the side of the United States Federal Government, but upon seeing there was no real chance for the Confederates to gain the status of sovereign state, they abandoned the idea.

So basically this antiquated notion has been ridiculously ignored and kept in check by the Court. I use “ridiculously” because it should have been removed 100 years before my birth.

Now, the partisan politics of the right wing nut jobs lead by Scalia on the eve of a turnover in the White House have decided to ignore the sense of common sense and ignored the “militia” part of gun ownership. They know McCain has as much of a chance of winning the White House as a turtle.

Further Scalia has announced that the ruling that gives Prisoners of Detainment in Gitmo and other places where the US has held prisoners of Bush’s short-sighted and questionable war certain rights of POW's like protection from torture as “harming Americans.” As opposed to giving them guns, Mr. Justice? You mean we can no longer waterboard and torture individuals and that is bad for America. Hmm…just checking.

The great thing about the Supreme Court has always been that they are protected from being ousted because they were interpreters of the Supreme Law of the Land. They were supposed to be above pressure to vote certain ways and were to act in accordance to the common welfare of the people.

I guess that, like the Second Amendment, is an antiquated notion as well because Justice Scalia has behaved like a good little lackey and given the Republicans exactly the partisan ruling they wanted.

Scalia has consistently voted against choice for women in the case of abortion because it kills innocent people. One wonders if that matters when we arm the citizens without restraints. Think anyone innocent might be harmed, Mr. Scalia if we do not control the weapons?

Now go bow to King Bush The Stupid and lick his boots.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Wrong Again, Let's Face It.


“If you hate me after what I say
Can't put it off any longer
I just gotta tell you anyway
Bye bye baby, baby good-bye
(Bye baby, baby bye bye)
Bye bye baby, baby, don't make me cry
(Bye baby, baby bye bye)”
--Frankie Valli


Sonovabitch

I was wrong.

Quoting from the AP: “Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson was released Monday following his second alcohol-related arrest in a month.
'Cedric displayed a pattern of behavior we will not tolerate,' General Manager Jerry Angelo said in a statement. 'As I said this past weekend, you have to protect your job. Everyone in this organization is held accountable for their actions.'"

Dang, Mr. Angelo, (may I call you Mr. Angelo?) you did the right thing.

I am shocked and amazed.

Here is a video of highlights of Benson’s Chicago Career:


Best of luck on the Raiders or Cowboys, Cedric.

Now the Reign of Forte begins.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Animal Whispers And What They Say


“I want to be a lion;
Everybody wants to pass as cats...”
--The Counting Crows

The local paper ran an article on communication with pets through a medium called an animal whisperer. Go here for the article: http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/06/07/news/doc4849a2dd4603e734296931.txt

I decided to test that theory and see if it was true and I found some startling discoveries as I listened to the whisper of the cats.

Chumley whispered that he likes food; and he likes it a lot. Since he is 30 pounds, he commented that he does not like my constant reference to his fat ass, as he is big-boned. He also feels the need to bite when over stimulated, which he whispered to me is because I am a guy. Apparently a guy does not like “heavy petting” (well Chum IS fat) from another guy.

He whispered that he is sick of Guinness’ constant whining and that Guinness has issues. He says he does not care one way or the other about Foggy and he is not mean or nice to her. He simply does not care about her, unless she eats the last of the food.

Guinness’ whisper was quite frightening. I think he is psychotic. He rambled a bit as he contrived a word salad of quasi-related sentences that mean nothing. He runs for no apparent reason and he told me it was because the voices in his head told him to. He has a crush on Julie Neumar and he hates Foggy because she is Satanic. He is also born-again; not in the Christian sense, but Guinness thinks he is the reincarnation of Curly Howard, which explains his ignorance.

Foggy only whispered that she wants the boys cats killed and then she wanted her ear scratched.

Sounds simplistic; sure and I will whisper to you pets for only $75.00 an hour.

What a load of crap; animal whisperers.

And the sad thing is that if they could talk, my cats would tell you everything I said.

I find it sad how the American public falls for such nonsense, while we underpay schools.

I find it sad how Americans are willing to throw away their money on this entertainment, when I could use it for beer.

I find it sad how Americans believe their pets are people (and trust me, I am one of them) but even I draw the line on “pet whisperers.”

And for the folks paying for a pet whisperer, I have something to whisper to you: “Sucker.”

Saturday, June 07, 2008

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me????


“I'm a loser;
I'm a loser;
And I'm not what I appear to be…”
--John Lennon of the Beatles.

Well Cedric, you did it again.

You have now thrown away everything even after a second chance and a third chance.

If the Bears keep this jag, I may just start cheering for the Packers.

From the AP:
“Authorities said Benson was arrested early Saturday after he failed a field sobriety test. The former first-round draft pick was charged with driving while intoxicated and released on bond.The arrest comes a month after Benson was charged with boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest. He has said neither charge is true, and those cases are pending.At a fan event at Soldier Field in Chicago on Saturday, Bears general manager Jerry Angelo said he'd not spoken to Benson but called the situation unfortunate."'Disappointment' is too much an often-used word when we're talking about Cedric, and the number one lesson for every player is protect your job," Angelo said. "So we're all held accountable for our actions."Asked if the new arrest will weigh against Benson, Angelo said: "Well, it doesn't weigh very well. And it's unfortunate. We will deal with it when we know everything."

Which means what, Jer (he’s my good friend so I can call him “Jer”)?

It means this Bears fans—we have been swindled. They let their best running back go to promote this bum so that they could justify spending the money and draft pick on the heir apparent. That, however, did not materialize. It is like wasting a first round draft pick on Rick Meier or justifying paying money for Todd Sauerbrun. It really does not matter, as the Bears have no other choice.

Do you start with an unsigned rookie in Forte? Do you decide that a nice back-up like Adrian Peterson (a good player, but clearly a back-up to relieve some pressure on the starter) should be the go-to guy? I just do not see it. Benson will remain with this team out of necessity.

And that is the true shame of it all.

Well, at least Cedric Benson smiled for the camera this time. Wow, those cops in Texas must really pick on innocent Cedric. Good thing he doesn't look shit-faced, huh?

Jerry Angelo, here is what I want from you. I want you to admit that YOU ARE WRONG. I want you to admit YOU WERE WRONG WHEN YOU LET THOMAS JONES GO. I want you to admit, you super-genius disguised as a complete freaking moron, that it is all about the money and it always has been. And as a Bears fan for the last forty-four years (I was born in December of 1963—do the math), I WANT AN APOLOGY for what you have done to the running game, the offense, and the team.

Benson is a cancer; and like a cancer, he needs to be removed.

Unfortunately, the surgery must wait until the system has recovered and we will be forced to deal with this “player” until December when the Bears will be wallowing in their .500 season and patting themselves on the backs. Then, and only then, will they cut Benson.

And then, and only then, will they note that they should never have promoted him.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Jen Cheers on U of I and Zook


"We are the Champions, we are the Champions; of the world..."
Jen’s a little U of I fan, as she is posing with Ron Zook, head football Coach of the University of Illinois. She took me to the “Meet and Greet” with the U of I coaches last evening. Zook was her favorite, as we also met Bruce Weber, who I thought was very kind and very cool.

Wow, Jen likes football.

How cool.

She also likes the Bears, but hates Grossman.

Well, that is what I am there to help her out with; understanding that Grossman is our only hope.

A fun evening had by all.