Political Update

This United Press picture shows the actual cutting of the strings to free puppet Karl Rove from the clutches of Mr. Bush. The country is eagerly awaiting when Vice President Dick Cheney cuts the strings from Puppet George Bush. More as this story continues.




In a related political story, the smash single from the 1930's film The Wizard of Oz: "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" has been selling widely across the United States giving hope to millions after Karl Rove announced he was leaving.

Finally tonight, as the economy continues to crash and burn ,Alan Greenspan has been shown the same door that Karl Rove recently walked through; Mr. Greenspan's only comment "How much will you pay me to leave? The economy is really doing badly and I need something to help me get through it all."