Cheaters Never Win and Winners Never Cheat

I’m a LOSER; I’m A LOSER;
And I’m not the man I appear to be.



REAL Hard hitting journalism by Chris Myers for sure (God haw Vanilla); that aside; I have my own questions for Bill Belichick (shown above looking stoned, drunk or just plain stupid).

Me to Bill: Do you believe in God?

Bill: Why?

Me; Well I believe it was divine intervention that allowed Manning to make that pass and Tyree to catch it. I was wondering if you think God may have done that because he hates losers and cheaters, you know, like the Patriots and YOU?

Bill: Not sure.

Me: Bill, do you believe in Karma?

Bill: Not sure.

Me: Well, as your team found out this evening, it is a bitch. Bill, did you cheat?

Bill: Define Cheating?

Me: Well, Bill, it involves taking a camera and filming another team’s practice and learning their plays—and it appears as if it may have done more than once by your team.

Bill: My lawyer asked me not to comment on that. I will say, that our team is dedicated to the community we serve.

Me: Yeah…uh…OK Bill. Bill, if I were to pick your birthplace, I was wondering if it were a cesspool or did you call out from under a rock?

Bill: No comment.

Me: Bill, do you think your cocky, arrogant, and inconsiderate attitude did anything at all to help your team?

Bill: No comment

Me: Bill do you know what a putz is and do you understand that YOU ARE ONE?

Bill: No comment.

Me: Last question, Bill, with your slimey innuendos and questionable character aside why do you think so many people hate your team, had their full with your above it all attitude, are bored by your lectures; resent your arrogance, and would cheer on ANY team but yours?

Bill: Because they love football, real football, more. The fans do not think anyone is above the game, I suppose.

Me: Thanks Bill, now go home and cry your little eye out, you little BUGGER!

Well, that's how I would do it. Fox has no guts!