Monday, May 15, 2006

Guinness Is Good For Health



“Muscled grey with steel green eye
Swishing through the rye grass
And thoughts of Mouse-and-Apple pie
Tail balancing at Half-Mast
And the Mouse Police never sleeps…”

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull from The Mouse Police from the LP Heavy Horses, 1978.

We picked out a new friend to share our house with, and quite frankly, he seems more than comfortable.

Meet Guinness the new cat. I think his name, coming from me, is not too ironic. He is a 14 pound male, front paw declawed, part Maine Coone, tabby cat. He is very comfortable sitting on the sofa or love seat and other areas—sometimes where he is not supposed to sit.

He has a strange habit of squatting on someone’s belly, reaching his arms around the neck, and pawing the neck as if to give a massage. It is very odd.

He, (like I am discovering—all male cats—heck, all males) tends to whine often.

The other cat hisses and growls a bit, but she tolerates him, as we sat on the bed last night watching Survivor—if there was justice, Terry would have won by the way. And even though Guinness outweighs the other cat by seven and a half pounds, he is frightened to death of her. I guess a male being afraid of a woman is not too uncommon either.

This was just a short note to introduce you to our good friend and our newest family member. Have a Guinness for health!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric:

Nice write up on your new family member.

Speaking of having a Guinness for health, here's one guy who overdid it:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346

Imagine 70,000 Coors beer cans and nothing else.

Apparently, the man has recovered and is no longer drinking.

7:38 AM  
Blogger Eric Sweetwood said...

I can see it if were something good like Abbot Ale or Young's Oatmeal Stout or Guinness, but COORS? In the words of Ross Perot--"Now, that's just sad."

7:55 AM  

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