Update: An Open Letter To Tank Johnson

HOLY CRAP!

THE BEARS REALLY SHOCKED ME.

THEY LET JOHNSON GO.

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL OF YOU--MY WORDS ARE PROPHETIC AND KARMA IS A "BEAR," SO TO SPEAK.

BYE BYE TANK. TRUST ME, IT WAS YOUR PLEASURE TO BE ON THE TEAM, NOT OURS.

GOD, I LOVE IT WHEN I AM RIGHT!